The Magical Kitchen
Posted: Monday, March 30, 2009
by David Aiki
freelance
Bakari is a houseboy who everyday, drinks the wine of his boss and puts water in the bottle to replace the wine he drank. But the boss grew suspicious and decided to buy pasties (a French wine that changes colour if you add water). Bakari usually, drank from the wine and topped it with water (to replace what he drank). Unfortunately as he added water to the pasties it became milky. When the boss returned and noticed it, he knew he had nailed Bakari. Bakari also knew that he was in trouble and decide to stay put in the kitchen.
Bakari answered, "Yes boss."
"Who drank my pasties?" No answer. The boss asked again, still there was no answer, so he went to the kitchen to meet him there. "Are you insane or what? Why is it that when I called you, you say yes boss, but when I asked a question you don't answer me?"
Bakari retorted, When when you are in the kitchen, you don't understand anything at all except your name."
"is that so?" asked the boss, "okay, you stay beside madan, while I will go into the kitchen, then you ask me a question."
Bakari agreed. The boss went into the kitchen and Bakari shouted, "Boss!" He answered, Yes Bakari!"
"Who goes into the maid bedroom when madam is not there?"
No answer. Bakari shouted again, Boss, I say who made the maid pregnant?"
No answer. Third time , "Boss, I say who made the maid pregnant?" The Boss run back from the kitchen shouting , "Wonders will never cease! Bakari, it is true . When one is in the kitchen, one does not hear anything, except one's name."
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